UPDATE: Winner is Sherry (sstrode) Congrats!!
Happy Valentine's, everyone! As I was thinking what to write for this post it occurred to me that men sometimes get the short end of the stick when it comes to V day, so I decided to correct this posthaste with a top 5 list of spectacularly awesome gifts that will shock and amaze the special dude in your life. So be sure and check that out below. I'm also giving away a $5 Samhain giftcard and an ebook from my backlist (winner's choice) to one lucky commenter. Please be sure and include an email addy with your comment so I can contact you if you're the winner. Contest is open to all, but closes at midnight on the 17th. Good luck!
Jodi's Top 5 Awesomely Spectacular Awesome Gifts That Will Shock and Amaze Your Special Dude:
1) It's jerky! It's briefs! It's Brief Jerky! If you want to try making this yourself, check out this handy dandy link. Then have fun eating his jerky. Heh.
Candy Nipple Tassles. Queue up a little I'm Too Sexy and let him shake what his mama gave him.
3) Holy crap, is that Rambo in your pocket? Well, it could be, with Rambo In Your Pocket Talking Keychain!
4) Bacon-scented roses. Only possible way these could be more macho is if they were jock strap scented. Be glad that option isn't available...
5) Emergency Yodel Button. Do yourself a favor and buy one for yourself too, because the EYB can save lives, people!