Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT
cry under water?
important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your
thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
a round pizza come in a square box?
disease did cured ham actually have?
it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
Why is it
that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two
you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
doctors leave the room while you change?
going to see you naked anyway.
'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?
cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
professor on Gilligan's
fix a hole in a boat?
Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
E.. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby
oil made from?
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
you just try singing the two songs above?
ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough
you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
people evolved from apes,
are there still apes?
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
there ever a day that mattresses
not on sale?
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
eat will have materialized?
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then
apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all
right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Here's the link if you'd like to check it out in all its glory. I also got a sneak peek at the cover today. There's a few tweaks we might be making but if the finished product looks anything like the first draft, this cover is going to be AMAZING. I can't wait to show it off.