I'm thrilled to have John Everson as our special guest today. Not only is John a fabulous author, he scores double points for working one of my favorite Christmas movies into his post. :)
So without further ado, please welcome John!
Have you been
Naughty… or Nice? Well, it’s too late to change now!
By John Everson
It’s Christmas Eve! Have you been naughty, or nice this
year? Personally, I like to split the difference, and always try to be a little
of both. Anyway, I’m really excited to
share a few minutes of Christmas Eve with you. Thanks for inviting me to hold
down the big day, Jodi!
This is my favorite night of the year… after Halloween
(there, I’ve given you a hint of my true nature – usually more naughty than nice!).
This is a magical night, a time when children dream of Santa
and reindeer and elves, and adults sit up late into the evening in the shadows
of twinkling red and blue and green Christmas lights, thinking of yules gone
by, and the excitement that the coming morning will bring.
Christmas is about tradition, and I have developed a few of
my own over the years. One of those started back in high school, when I helped
my mom set out Christmas presents around the tree on Christmas Eve. Afterwards,
I’d sit down on the couch and watch It’s
A Wonderful Life by the glow of the Christmas tree (back then, it seemed
like it played on every TV station on Christmas Eve…it was hard NOT to watch
it!). These days, I watch it via DVD on a big screen TV in my basement, but I
have seen It’s A Wonderful Life pretty much every Christmas Eve for the past
30 years, at least.
Of course, as a horror author, I also like to catch Nightmare
Before Christmas sometime during the holiday season, bringing my two
favorite holidays seamlessly together! My Jack Skellington “elf” has held up the
purple stocking on my desk in my purple office for years. (He keeps an eye out
for me the rest of the year too).
While we’re touching on the topic of holiday movies, here’s
a tip for the naughty ones – I recommend that all Grinch fans check out one of
the last recordings of Lost in Space’s
Jonathan Harris – it’s just a few minutes long, but it’s a hilariously naughty animated
Grinch sendup called The Bolt Who Screwed
Christmas. Just don’t show this to your kids if… they’re still kids.
Let’s go caroling…
I have to say that one of the things I miss from my
childhood is the tradition of Christmas caroling. As a kid, I remember going
out on cold snowy notes with other kids and going door to door throughout the
neighborhood singing Christmas carols to people, and then coming home to hot
chocolate. It was a lot of fun… but I can’t think of the last time a group of
carolers showed up at our door. I think we’ve really lost something that bound
us together as a community there.
But while I may not go knocking door-to-door to sing to my
neighbors, music remains at the center of another of my holiday traditions.
Music has always been integral to the Christmas spirit, and
while I get as annoyed as anyone else when the stores (and even the radio)
start piping in the usual standards a month early at Thanksgiving, when it comes to Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I
pull out a box of holiday CDs to play.
And it’s a BIG box.
I was a newspaper music critic for 20 years, and during that
time I amassed a large library of Christmas CDs to review. Every year I take
the box in to my dayjob to share the music – For a couple weeks I open “The
Everson Christmas Music Library” for people to check out discs they want to
listen to at the office, or at home. The range of artists in that box is
laughably broad – from RuPaul to Rosie O’Donnell to Barry Manilow. And I love
that. Christmas touches everyone.
I was actually a musician before I began to focus more on my
fiction career, and for almost a decade, every year I wrote and recorded my own
original Christmas pop songs in my home studio. Luckily I had a sister-in-law
who didn’t mind guesting on the main vocals most of the time, because nobody
would have been entertained if I’d been holding the mic. You can hear a couple
of them on my Christmas Page at www.johneverson.com/xmas.htm.
Those songs were fairly amateurish basement recordings, but I used to put them
on cassettes along with dubs of my other favorite new holiday song recordings
for that year and give them out as mix-tape gifts to family and friends.
Usually the tapes (and later CDs) took their titles from my original songs. I
loved introducing people to holiday tracks recorded by “cool” bands like The Smithereens
or Cocteau Twins or The Pogues or Kate Bush.
This obsession with Christmas (and pop songs!) was, to many, a fairly unusual activity for a guy
who was becoming known for writing erotic horror stories!
But I love the idea of giving a gift of something creative
to your family for Christmas. Something that comes from your hands and brain,
not the store. That actually became the
theme of the first holiday short story I wrote
– “Christmas, The Hard Way.” It
followed a family who were all “witches” and could do magic every day… but they
give up magic every year for the holiday, to show reverence (and to remember
the meaning of making things with your hands). This doesn’t sit well with the
lead character, a boy who wants to take the easy way. But he learns…
That story itself,
ironically, became a Christmas gift to my family too – I designed it with some
color artwork and put it together in a handmade chapbook back in the ‘90s. A
couple years ago, I compiled that story, another Christmas tale called “Frost,”
a bunch of lyrics from my songs and a brand new story based on one of my
original Christmas songs (“Will
You Spend This Christmas Night With Me”), together as an e-book called Christmas Tales. The book takes its
cover from a snapshot of the bushes outside my house at the time, covered in
snow and Christmas lights (so I got to use my creative photography as part of
the project too!). If e-books could all embed music, I’d dump all of my
original songs into this book! As it stands, people can bounce over to my
Christmas page and hear a couple of my songs – the one I’m most proud of is “Show Me Christmas” – which we
recorded in a basement studio with a live band and one of Chicago’s best indie
vocalists at the time. Too bad it never
got to be a single!
Last year, I started a new chapter of family tradition and
wrote a Christmas song for my son to sing (who was six at the time). By the
time this blog sees print, we’ll hopefully have recorded another new one for
this year. Maybe someday, he’ll take one of these tracks into a real recording
studio!
OK, I’m waxing on here, and it’s Christmas Eve. There are
presents to be wrapped or set out, and It’s
a Wonderful Life to be watched.
I hope you’ll take some time tonight, to sit back, stare at
the lights on the tree, and think back upon the year. I recommend listening to the classic homespun Christmas With Johnny Cash while you do
that. But you’re welcome to stream a little bit of the naughty in “Show Me
Christmas,” too:
Come on, come on, show me Christmas
I’ve been waiting all year, for you
Come on, come on, show me Christmas
I can make all your dreams come true
when the trees are twinkling
and the stars are bright
I’ve got my tinsel out for hanging,
yeah, the time is right
Come on, come on, show me Christmas, tonight.
I’ve been waiting all year, for you
Come on, come on, show me Christmas
I can make all your dreams come true
when the trees are twinkling
and the stars are bright
I’ve got my tinsel out for hanging,
yeah, the time is right
Come on, come on, show me Christmas, tonight.
If you want to be
“Nice” enjoy Christmas Tales by John
Everson at:
Amazon | Barnes
& Noble | Google
Play | iBookstore | Kobo:
If you want to be
naughty, check out John’s latest erotic horror novel NightWhere.
She yearned to go beyond... but some
curtains should never be opened.
When Rae broached the idea of visiting an underground sex
club, Mark didn’t blink. He should have. Because NightWhere is not your usual
swingers club. Where it’s held on a given night…only those who
receive the red invitations know. Soon Rae is indulging in her lust for pain.
And Mark is warned by a beautiful stranger to take his wife away before it’s
too late.
But it’s already too late. Because
Rae hasn’t come home. Now Mark is in a race against time—to find NightWhere
again and save his wife from the mysterious Watchers who run the club. To stop
her from taking that last step through the degradations of The Red into the
ultimate BDSM promise of The Black. More than just their marriage and her life
are at stake: Rae is in danger of losing her soul...
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10 comments:
I'm in a warped mood, so THE BOLT WHO SCREWED CHRISTMAS sounds good. Gotta check out your songs, too!
vitajex(at)aol(Dot)com
What a naughty Grinch parody with The Bolt. LOL. Will need to check out your Christmas page.
strive4bst(At) yahoo(Dot) com
Nice post. Sounds like an intriguing book.
bn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com
Thoroughly enjoyed The Bolt Who Screwed Christmas. I need to check out your songs next. Thanks for the great post.
e.balinski(at)att(dot)net
Naughty all the way ;)
Enjoyed reading your post.
Marry Christmas
elaing8(at)netscape(dot)net
This is my first time to hear of this author. Like what I read. Please enter me in giveaway.
jrs362 at hotmail dot com
LOL, John--thanks for the naughty send up! And hoping you and yours enjoyed some happy celebrating!
f dot chen at comcast dot net
blushed all the way through the bolt who screwed christmas. loved it though.
carolyn
j-coverholser at sbcglobal dot net
Where did this week go??? After my Christmas Eve post went up, I was barely on the web again until today! Anyway - glad you all enjoyed the post, hope you enjoyed the "Show Me Christmas" song and I'm especially proud to have exposed a few more people to "The Bolt." Everyone should have a little Christmas blush, eh?
Hope you all had a great one...
Nice post. I like your book NIghtwhere. I am going to have to check it out.
lauratroxel@yahoo.com
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